Wednesday, September 10, 2025

 

Two Thieves burn a witch alive

 

STARVATION & GLUTTONY IN A DARK WITCH-HAUNTED FOREST

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Stephen King has been mellowing a lot in the most recent years of this century. I guess he must be surrounded by great-grandchildren who want stories that do not frighten them too much.

 

Victor Hugo wrote poems for his grandchildren. They were nice, funny, but did not have the frightening tone of Notre Dame de Paris nor the terrorizing tone of Les Misérables. They were just rhyming rhythmic poems that sounded nice in the evening on a very simple tone.


 

The two kids only push the witch into the furnace and lock the door behind her. And the witch hardly yells, does not curse, and does not even call for the Devil, Satan, to rescue her. And actually, this Belzebuth does not come to help her.

 

The two brats, in other words, have the last word and can even steal the witch’s diamonds, rubies, emeralds, gold, and a few other things of value. Come on, children, please select the witch in your neighborhood you want to torture and hassle, and go ahead, do it with gusto and passion. Witches deserve to die in exquisite suffering. And don’t panic if the w<itch reveals herself to be a wizard. Those beings very often seem to be hermaphrodites, like snails

 


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Rewriting the Grimm Brothers is difficult, even for Stephen King.

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STARVATION & GLUTTONY IN A DARK WITCH-HAUNTED FOREST

by Jacques Coulardeau

2025 • Éditions La Dondaine, Medium.com

5 Pages

Early Childhood Education,  *  Folk and Fairy Tales,  *  Burnout,  *  Brothers Grimm,  *  Hunger and development




Sunday, September 07, 2025

 

Supercallousfascistracistsexistnazipotus, on MyTube maybe on YourTube

  

TAMED CATASTROPHIC APOCALYPSE SPARED TO OUR MODEST EYES!

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Not much to say on this film. One more film of the schoolbook cinema of Senator McCarthy. In fact, it is a cookbook. The Cook Book of the Pentagon on how to cook or simmer the audience of films to make them ready for consumption in the rising Cold War.

 

When you have said that, you can add the chapter is air travel. Security is practically nonexistent in the film. They smoke everywhere and all the time. The only thing it targets is how to monitor the behavior of passengers trapped in a flying death machine when the impending crash is announced.

 

Lack of imagination? Certainly not. Just prudence and caution to ensure people will accept the catastrophe and say nothing, not even a collective prayer. You can cry. You can have a tantrum, provided it is limited in time and intensity. And then you trust the pilot who is going to make the collective death of the crash as easy-going as possible.

 

That was a time when the audience was gullible and naively half-witted, and when I say half, I am probably generous.


 

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1954 was a year of traumatic stress in the White House and the Pentagon. Senator McCarthy is playing Savior.

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TAMED CATASTROPHIC APOCALYPSE SPARED TO OUR MODEST EYES!

by Jacques Coulardeau

2025 • Éditions La Dondaine, Medium.com

5 Pages

Moral Panic,  *  Miracles,  *  Air Travel,  *  Obedience to authority,  *  Military Aircraft Crash Sites


Friday, September 05, 2025

 

When McCarthy was educating the world in the 1950s

 

THE FLYING ISLAND PLUMMETED INTO THE SKY OF OBLIVION

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That was a time when the cinema thought they had to educate the masses of ignorant and hardly literate people in the world by showing them what courage and stamina were from an American point of view. And to make sure they got the proper ideas and the right impressions, they doubled up the visual and visible action with an unbearable voice-over, the voice-over of Free America.

 

The film might have been slightly more able to survive special effects and modern digitized technology, the time of the robots, as Melania Trump would say, if they had used the camera as being the teacher selecting actions and scenes to demonstrate what courage means in the flesh and in the minds of the five people stranded in the iced vastness of the Great North of Greenland or Canada.

 

But in  1953, under the pressure of a certain McCarthy against the communist influence in  Hollywood, even accusing Charlie Chaplin of being a Soviet puppet, it was impossible for the new generations of average artists who had taken over the whole apparatus of Hollywood studios to see beyond the tip of their noses, and I say noses to remain polite. They favored the good old pedagogy of repeating some mottoes and then having the audience repeat them together like mantras with a prayer mill.

 


That was without considering the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Bob Dylman, Joan Baez, Jimi Hendrix, and so many more who used their words to open our eyes onto the world seen from an existential point of view, from a heartfelt and mindful and serenely meditative vista that spoke to the deepest self of the audience, the whole audience in the whole world. We would say today, the global audience.

 

One of the rare artists from this generation of anti-communist and pro-capitalistic B-Series artists will survive oblivion because he managed to be elected President of the USA for two terms. That was after the defeat in Vietnam, which proved that the repetitive recording plugged into your ears while sleeping, like in A Brave New World, did not work at all. Reagan was a mediocre actor on the screen, but he was a perfect actor for the White House.



 

God Bless All The Children! Born in that new age, they had to be ready for the new wars of the future in  Ukraine, in  Gaza, in Sudan, and in some other places. They were self-centered enough, illiterate enough too, as swift as a smartphone with an AI in its microchips to be oblivious of the simple fact that the dogs barking next door were simply being tortured into death by some genocidal, tyrannical minds. They continue every day listening to their smartphonic voices that tell them the world is finally at peace and happy. Amen. Do not forget the “Amen” of “In God We, The People, Trust.”

 

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You can't survive a traumatic catastrophe if you do not stick to the group and its leader

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THE FLYING ISLAND PLUMMETED INTO THE SKY OF OBLIVION

by Jacques Coulardeau

2025 • Éditions La Dondaine, Medium.com

4 Pages

Survival Analysis,  *  Aviation,  *  Courage,  *  Polar Climate,  *  Lost Space,  *  Silent and Oral Reading Stamina




Monday, September 01, 2025

 

Polynesian biftec-frites

 

HILARIOUS MATRYOSHKA

https://jacquescoulardeau.medium.com/hilarious-matryoshka-5fda2257bacb

 


If you like these Russian dolls, you will feel at home. The poor Amelia, guided, or rater misguided by Donovan is trying to find the truth about her father, but every time she enters one role her father might be playing, it is only a covering, and she finds out there is another role, just one skin deeper, and that can go on forever, though normally it should only count seven skins, no more.

 


In this small “French” Polynesian island in the South Pacific, life is like farniente in Heaven, though it is in fact, for some you will not see, ethical slavery in Hell. Donovan is Satan in this Inferno. But Amelia will have to count on the three children, her one brother, and two sisters. She will be helped by the local Catholic priest, who is only interested in getting the roof of his church repaired. She will also discover the truth, all by herself.

 


All that monopoly game for 18 million US dollars is hilarious, from one qui pro quo to another misleading untruth, and then to the next truthful lie. Anyone sane would become insane, crazy, in one word, a ZANI or a smart Dummkopf, but then they might be able to speak German. Interesting. If they turned into smartphones, they could speak SMS or TXT. That’s the new literacy. But the shrew will be tamed with a good spank and a couple of kisses, certainly not on her bubble butt. Let’s say it looked like a French Kiss. Normal since the closest city is French Tahiti.



HILARIOUS MATRYOSHKA

by Jacques Coulardeau

2025 • Éditions La Dondaine, Medium.com

5 Pages

Inheritance Law,  *  Taming of the Shrew,  *  Tahiti,  *  languages of the Pacific and Southeast Asia,  *  Unmarried,  *  Fornication





Thursday, August 28, 2025

 

Shrews will be Shrews, no matter what!

 

BICKERING SHREWS SHOULD ALWAYS BE KEPT ISOLATED

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A farce for all publics, children, teenagers, young adults, plain adults, and grownups, even older citizens, males and females, though the spanking of two women, mother and daughter, is not very kosher to my taste. In 1963, #METOO was still a long way away in the future.


 

The only controversial issue, though, is the presence of Indians, Comanches, in the city, meaning out of their reservation without any official federal authorization, as if Indians needed a visa to visit the surrounding US states and territories that were stolen from them.


 

But the muddy scene in some mudhole is slippery and funny, and no one can escape the brutality of the fight, entirely performed by stuntmen and stuntwomen. In this western territory, though, they seem to have very good bathrooms for an actor to roll down into the mud pond, get out of it, and hardly ten minutes later, in plot time, reappear from who knows where, all clean, perfumed, and made-up.

 

Enjoy the fun, and you will not get a hernia in your brain muscle that will not be strained.


 

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BICKERING SHREWS SHOULD ALWAYS BE KEPT ISOLATED

The Comanche Chief nearly got hanged because he was an Indian. Good Lynching procedure, though absurd like all segregation.

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BICKERING SHREWS SHOULD ALWAYS BE KEPT ISOLATED

By Jacques Coulardeau

4 Pages

2025, Éditions La Dondaine, Medium.com

Domestic Violence,  *  Segregation,  *  American Indians,  *  Taming of the Shrew,  *  American Wild West Mythology




Monday, August 25, 2025

 

You can't reach the Dark Tower without a Gunslinger

 

The Gunslinger is the Law

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In a western territory, not yet a state, the big ranchers want the land to be open for their horses and cattle to roam freely. Farmers want to enclose their fields to protect them against roaming cattle. The big ranchers have a militia in their pay composed of all sorts of bullies and violent people in mind and in body, the harder, the crueler, the better, for the badly named Liberty Valance.

 

Only Tom Doniphon, an expert pistolero who knows how to shoot any gun, refuses this situation. He gets an ally when a newly graduated and certified lawyer arrives and becomes Tom’s friend, if it can be called an alliance since the lawyer is simply encouraged to do what he wants, that is to provoke the bad boy Liberty Valance, so that the two will exchange bullets, and Tom will have the fastest bullet in the city and the bad boy will fall dead in the dust.


 

The lawyer, Ransom Stoddard, will be the governor of the new state, a US senator, and a few more things, based on the reputation, the legend that he killed Liberty Valance. No one, not even him, wants to reject the legend. That’s not good for politics, at least for one’s political career. That’s what history is built on. A mythical deep fake and a lot of false eavesdropping.


 

Enjoy the bullet whizzing around your head.

 

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You may think a lawyer can bring law and order. Wrong. It will take at least one pistolero or gunslinger on the lawyer's side, and even so.

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The Gunslinger is the Law

by Jacques Coulardeau

2025 • Éditions La Dondaine, Medium.com

5 Pages

Violence,  *  Political Science,  *  Cowboys,  *  Buffalo Bill's Wild West,  *  lawlessness




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