CHRISTOPHER RICE – DESIRE & ICE – A MACKENZIE FAMILY
NOVELLA – 2016
Apart from the pun on the name of
the author , which is rather nice but also easy, vice excluded though you
may think it is included, this novella has great qualities.
Not as a thriller because the
plot is rather simple and manichaeistic in facts like two people having their
heads run over by their own four wheel drive SUV in a snow tempest: it sounds
like Titus Andronicus by Shakespeare. They must have done it on purpose. Or
they are really as dumb as every finger on both my hands and every toe on both
my feet. Dumber than I you die for sure and will end up in the family meat
spread for Thanksgiving celebrations in “Corpse Bride” or “Beetlejuice.”
Not as a storm story because the
blizzard is rather tame and not that long. For Montana it is nearly an August snow storm.
Could do better, God of all weathers, and we do not even come close to a “Storm
of the Century,” and that one was only in Martha’s Vineyard.
The demented elements do not seem to be able to force our heroes to eat the
leather soles of their shoes like Charlie Chaplin was compelled to do once.
Not even as a romance of passion
and hatred, of sacrifice and extermination. Easy indeed with the Russian-led
car stealing mafia if not cartel! Easy indeed with the FBI arresting the
biggies and leaving the underlings free. Easy also when the underlings are trying
to loot each other’s loot expecting the FBI to let them go out of the country
with bags full of cash. And strangely enough they nearly did it though a bad
snow storm in Montana delaying the flights in LAX, Southern California after
all, seems a little bit dubious and far-fetched as the reason why the FBI
finally managed to arrest the two running underlings. The other non-running
ones will get their heads run over by their own four wheel drive SUV. That’s
subtle!
But it is a masterpiece as for
sensual and erotic romance of a high school student (from 14 to 18, hence
underage at he time) finally realizing his dream with his ex-English teacher
some four or five years later (and thus of age of course now and he even has
condoms in his bedside nightstand: well-prepared kid indeed). Explicit lyrics
generously provided free of censorship but covered with some modesty. Erogenous
descriptions will titillate the most bashful among you readers from under their
feet up to wherever your bashfulness will authorize. And since the author is
gay he is both able to describe the pleasure of the woman (more than common in
standard literature, both dominated and dominating: that’s the advantage of
being gay since you can try both sides of the coin), and that of the man (which
is generally only found in very marginal literature like Charles Bukowski’s
eruptive howling and gay more or less pornographic literature with or without
pictures and videos).
But understand me well. This
erotic masterpiece could not be that effective without the very original style
of Christopher Rice. He manages to softly include in his language some sweet
version of the teenage SMS’s of a pubescent Linguo, the certified language
correcting robot directly imported from the Simpsons to this novella, even if
Linguo is dead, because it is the linguistic master mixing up language and
tongue of all emerging voraciously lustful male and female erupting from any
child around the age of 13. Linguo may be dead but SMS grammar and smiley
syntax are all the more active in the subductive impulses of today’s youth and in
the older individuals who try to sound and look younger than they are.
Some sentences are thus at times
reverberant with the language, syntax and lexicon included, of another age than
life in Surrender (that’s a remarkable name for a town like this one: police
work or master-slave phantasm?), Montana, a 3,000 soul city somewhere in Brokeback
Mountain that would not in any way ride bareback, and in this city there are
more cows than human beings of course, ghosts included. So let us ride the mechanical
bull in some fishy, shady and unsavory saloon.
You can easily read this
masterpiece in one evening and implement some practical experiments if your
lover is around. With a little bit of elaboration on the LA crime scene it
could become an episode in some CSI or Criminal Minds episode with a romantic
twist and some greyish shade. Apart from that titillating appeal the novella is
entertainingly simple and direct: do not imagine any complexity in the minds of
the two main characters. They think the same way a cow and a bull may think in
a pasture on a hot summer morning.
Dr Jacques COULARDEAU
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